Today, I walked into one of my school’s restrooms to hear that the middle faucet was uncontrollably running again and could not be turned off (that particular faucet has plumbing issues). An idea suddenly struck me, and seeing as how I was alone in the restroom, I pulled out a stack of post-its from my backpack, got out a red Sharpie, and wrote “The Chamber of Secrets has been opened.” I then stuck the note to the wall above the faucet, quickly gathered my belongings, and walked out of the restroom, quite proud of having discovered our own Chamber of Secrets. Hogwarts, I would like my letter now, please. And wizard training too. So I can help fend off any basilisks that may be lurking in the pipes of my (current) school. MLIA? Nahh.. MLIM! - D. (twofourfixhate.tumblr.com)