gaming consoles that detect motion, such as the Wii and Xbox Kinect make people feel a hell of a lot better about themselves than they actually are by saying things like “perfect” and “flawless.” if only they could actually monitor the movement rather than be so simple that people could cheat their way through the movements. it makes it difficult when you’ve got someone who’s trying to learn workout moves or dance moves and they’re looking awful, but the game’s telling them they’re “flawless.” bah.

/rant.

right now, i’d choose a rejuvenation chamber.

like the one you could download for your Sims?

there aren’t enough waking hours in a day. one

of those would cut back on self-care time and I

could get so much more done. 

Fortune cookie fortune:

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. :)

… in bed.

chinese food

we’re playing the “in bed” game with our fortunes